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Snappy Retirement Wishes for Your Retirement Cards, Retirement Parties, and Retirement Cakes

Here are ten serious and funny retirement wishes that you can use:

#1 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

It's been a long time coming, but your retirement is finally here! Remember that retirement is not the end - it's a new beginning to life. So go out and enjoy yourself - doing whatever you want to do!

#2 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May your retirement allow you to live your life and forget your age.

#3 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

You were given three special gifts when you were born: The gift of life, the gift of love, and the gift of laughter. May your retirement allow you to share these gifts with the rest of the world - and have the rest of the world play merrily with you.

#4 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May your retirement plan be as exciting and interesting as my retirement plan, such that you wouldn’t trade your situation for anything else - bar none!

#5 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May your early retirement be like the experience of a kid being out of school for the summer early - but the summer never ends. This is best attained by following the principles of the world's best retirement book called How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free.

#6 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May your retirement from this company be one of inspirational discovery - new found time, new found freedoms, new interesting routines, and renewed appreciation of what life is really about.

#7 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May you joyfully once a week wear this T-shirt that says, "The Countdown is Over - I Am Retired and Enjoying It to the Fullest!"

#8 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

May your being retired connect you to all that is truly you and much bigger than this organization ever was. This is covered in the inspirational book Career Success Without a Real Job: The Career Book for People Too Smart to Work in a Corporation.

#9 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

Our department is sorry to lose you and will miss your cheerfulness and hard-working demeanor. We offer you good wishes for health and happiness in your well-earned retirement.

#10 of Top-10 Retirement Wishes at The Joy of Being Retired

Eric, all of us at your retirement party are wishing that your retirement will allow you to pursue your life time goal, which is to hold on until you are 90 and then marry Sharon Stone.

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More Snappy and Funny Retirement Wishes

There is no doubt that you will never underestimate the luxury of being able to do nothing when you want to.

May your retirement letter to your boss tell him or her that your biggest goal in life is to write a scathing exposé of how ruthless he or she was.

May you be the person who proves to the world that retirement rocks and work sucks!

May you be able to go a whole year without having to use an alarm clock.

May you joyfully wear this T-shirt that says: Someone told me to "Get a Life!" so I promptly retired from my job!

May your retirement wind up costing the American taxpayers and our company pension fund one or two million dollars because you live so long in total bliss.